”Do you like Eleven?”
“What. No. Ew. Gross”
funniest days on tumblr as far as i can remember :
1. The day nsfw ban on tumblr was announced and the resulting tumblr algorithm for detecting nsfw pictures as well as “”female presenting nipples”” was so shitty that the randomest of posts were being flagged as nsfw
2. The day destiel became canon for the first time in the most homophobic way possible
feel free to add more
Tumblr Glitch Day in 2015
Uh… the what day?
im sorry did we all collectively erase the og mishapocalypse from our memories because that was truly the wildest shit and im surprised this site survived beyond it
Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.
that is the height of the holiday.
What really bothers me is that staff thinks it needs to make this site “safe for children” like have you seen this place? Get rid of the pedophiles and child porn by all means please, make it safe for teens sure, but no 9 year old should be using tumblr so I think you’re in the clear there. I don’t get it like what did staff just wake up one morning, and look at this site like
“…Hmm…”